We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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