this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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