u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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