Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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