I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
no you cant smoke seaweed
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
50% drunk capacity currently
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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