I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
What a dumb baby whore.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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