She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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