I can't watch pbs sober anymore
she woke up with a sticky ear
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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