I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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