I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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