How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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