I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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