You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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