Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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