Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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