I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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