Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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