so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize
