There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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