Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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