I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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