you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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