Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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