just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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