when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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