you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
How's work?
Spinning.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize
