New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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