nut hugger
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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