It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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