real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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