Sry I called you an 8
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
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