What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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