So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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