yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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