Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He kissed a someone with a penis
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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