You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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