this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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