I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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