I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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