bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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