Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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