you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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