How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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