I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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