It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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