Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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