i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
