i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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