Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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