YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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