glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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